My Alien Conversation

Alien: Hello Earthling.  Thank you for conversing with me.

You: Hello and welcome.

Alien:  May I ask you a few questions?

You:  Of Course!!!!!!

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it?  What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

You: The Earth is very nice and beautiful but it is getting destroyed by us, the humans. But also there are many places you can visit that are nice. One of them is the Niagara Falls in the upper state Canada, also France where you can see the Eiffel Tower, and lots more.

You:  What is your planet like?

Alien: My planet is called OPTEGAN and the world is all dark and everything is in the sky. The technology of Optegan is very high tech and not all humans know.

Alien:  You humans seem like you’re very angry with each other.  I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at each other!  Why is that?

You: It's because all these people are strangers and not everyone knows everyone but the people who know each other, do say hello to each other.

You:  What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

Alien: The streets are very loud and dirty and polluted with smoke and other stuff.

Alien:  Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

You: So that we can gain land, money, people, and strength to dominate and take over the world.

Alien:  It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet.  Why do you not eat these every day?

You: We don't eat this everyday because then the taste and the yumminness will go away and we wouldn't want eat too much of it because then it wouldn't taste yummy.

You:  What do you eat on your planet?

Alien: We mostly would eat anything we want or whatever we get. The most common thing we eat everyday is rice and chicken.

Alien:  It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well.  I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity.  Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?

You: Well the gov. is trying to keep the earth healthy by recycling, the day called earth day, and other things but people don't listen and the earth is getting destroyed.